Total Medals Earned: 922 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,105 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (35/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 21/55 (110/500 points)
Play a song.
Encounter a boss.
Get an achievement.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
Unlock two new guitars.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/46 (60/490 points)
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Monk!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Rogue!
Carry 350 Coins
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/280 points)
Put everything into place in the "Alphabet Pack"
Put everything into Place in the "Numbers Pack"
Put everything into place in the "Icons Pack"
Put everything into place in "Logotypes Pack"
Put everything into place in "Nature Pack"
Put everything into place in "Transport Pack"
Put everything into place in "Heroes Pack"
Put everything into place in the "Patterns Pack"
Put everything into place in the "Bonus Pack"
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/430 points)
Send your dead body over a Jump
Die before finishing your Slalom Race
Hit a Jump too slowly to get air
Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race
Butcher 5 Dogs in one game
Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game
Paint the town Red in Style Mode
Run into 5 Snowmen in one game
Ski 10000m in one game
Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds
Die in all 13 different ways
Become Monster food
Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race
Score 100000 points in Style Mode
Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.